Someone Save Me!

I'm being held captive by a 2 year old & forced to read Barney books. Someone rescue me before I gouge out my own eye balls with a plastic spork.

This is the life you chose sis

Ok, yes, I chose a family & lots of kids. I did not choose Barney, the purple manifestation of evil for toddlers. That was forced upon me.

Could be worse. You could be forced to watch Teletubbies. That is an equal, albeit different, evil.

Been there, done that. Teletubbies are truly the spawn of Satan...and not in a cool, Scott Farlan, Spawn kind of way.

They were still on PBS when Abs was little. She loved them. They made me homicidal....well, the Teletubbies & the pregnancy hormones.

Actually there is a show on Nick Jr. that is worse thean Teletubbies and Barney combined. It's called Yo Gabba Gabba and it makes me want to pluck out my eyes seriously.

Yo Gabba Gabba is of the devil! I'd blocked that one from my mind since we no longer have satelite. And the worse part? Some pretty awesome celebs do guest spots on it!! Tony Hawk, Jack Black, Elijah Wood, Laila Ali, Biz Markie (OK, so some not so awesome celebs, too), Mark Mothersbaugh (from Devo), The Shins, Sugarland.....

What's the deal?