Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please I would like to announce the research and development of a new product! Do you have an unwanted broad hanging around your house, job, or friend? Does she hit on you, your friends? Does she spend all of your money? Is she a general nuisance? If so then you need to join our research and development team in our quest to create Ho-Be-Gone!
When perfected our new product will with a single application drive Ho’s away from any location including clubs, bars, and even street corners. We at Good Riddance Industries have discovered a chemical which interacts with a woman’s hoishness making in an extremely unpleasant way, therefore driving her to run to the nearest bathroom. Sadly this product is still in need much research and development, but we at Good Riddance Industries (G.R.I.) hope to have a product ready for testing in two years. with the right team this goal could be reached please send all applications to:
Good Riddance Industries
22 Twain Ho-bag Avenue
Sleepy Hollow Cal.
Good Riddance Industries the people who brought you the Bitch-Be-Good Stick. Keeping irritating coworkers in line since 10,000 B.C.
When perfected our new product will with a single application drive Ho’s away from any location including clubs, bars, and even street corners. We at Good Riddance Industries have discovered a chemical which interacts with a woman’s hoishness making in an extremely unpleasant way, therefore driving her to run to the nearest bathroom. Sadly this product is still in need much research and development, but we at Good Riddance Industries (G.R.I.) hope to have a product ready for testing in two years. with the right team this goal could be reached please send all applications to:
Good Riddance Industries
22 Twain Ho-bag Avenue
Sleepy Hollow Cal.
Good Riddance Industries the people who brought you the Bitch-Be-Good Stick. Keeping irritating coworkers in line since 10,000 B.C.
