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Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid? Yes.

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1 Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid? Yes. on 6/6/2009, 11:41 pm


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Funeral homes have to find ways to get people's attention, when their loved ones go gentle into that good night. It's assured someone will get business. It's not like people will stop dying. But what kind of slogans would drive people to use one over the other? How about these?:

"You're dying to see us."

"Your loss is our gain."

"We keep you grounded."

"A tisket, a tasket, we've got your loved one's casket."

Okay, someone throw one in here. I can't go on. Shocked

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"Dirt Cheap Plots and Rock Bottom prices on Headstones"

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M_R_Wiley wrote:"Dirt Cheap Plots and Rock Bottom prices on Headstones"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How bout this. It would be for like a sale on cremation:

"A penny saved is a penny URNED."

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Epic Win
ooh! I've got some good ones! Brace yourselves...

We put the fun back into funerals!

We'll be the last to let you down!

and my personal favorite...

You stab 'em, we slab 'em!

I've got some great funeral stories, too. Some sad, some funny. I'll share sometime.

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you kill 'em, we grill 'em.

This is wrong on so many levels.

We could always go the Monty Python route:

Burn 'er, bury 'er, or dump 'er?
Dump 'er?
Dump 'er in the Thames.

No, no, not raw of course. Roasted. A few french fry. Broccoli.
I am feeling a bit peckish.

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6 Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid. Yes. on 10/4/2009, 1:06 pm

Ok ok I am going to put in my two cents:

Try not to laugh at this, hehe.

Human: "I just saved a bundle of money on the funeral by using Geico!!!!"
Gecko: "Well, that was just morbid."

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7 Re: Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid? Yes. on 10/19/2009, 10:38 pm


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"everyone is dying to be part of the celebration."

"from your dead parents, to your dead pets we stuff them and prepare them for their special occassion."

Okay I can't think of anything at the moment.

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