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When Ninjas Attack

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1When Ninjas Attack Empty When Ninjas Attack on 11/13/2009, 2:53 am


The Lavendar Lover
I know for a while now that one of the most talked about post was about the zombie uprising, but I think that the zombie apocalypse is not the real threat at the moment, but Ninjas. Yes that's right Ninjas are among us and I have the facts that ninjas exist in this world. Actually it's a book I'm reading now, but it tells you how to prepare yourself for a ninja attack.

Before we move on to surviving the ninjas attacks lets' first learn our enemy. Ninjas are good master of disguises and that means a ninja can be anyone, but let's take a look at a couple of examples of ninja disguises.

Country Hicks: Similiar to the rednecks of America's heartland, the "country bumpkin" is near-universal character and a disguise easily replicated by ninjas. If you're in large city, these shabby-clothed farm-hand ninjas are easy to spot and usually means the ninja is a novice who lacks cultural understanding. No matter where you are in the world, keep an eye out for misplaced hillbillies.

Girl Scouts: Young-looking pygmy ninjas will dress up as Girl Scouts selling cookies door to door. If you hear your doorbell ring and find a strange-looking Girl Scout standing on your stoop, purchase a few boxes but DO NOT EAT THEM.

that is all for today's lesson

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2When Ninjas Attack Empty Re: When Ninjas Attack on 11/13/2009, 6:57 am


Doub my good sir, You Fail! For there are Ninjas amoung you as you speak. for I know of at least 3 to 4 that are almost always around you.

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3When Ninjas Attack Empty Re: When Ninjas Attack on 11/13/2009, 7:59 pm



I'm so ready for the zombies. I can deal with the lumbering, rotting masses. way. I may as well give up now. pale

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