Today at tutoring, a 10 or 11 year old girl started cussing.
Girl: did you know the word "bitch" isn't really a cuss word? it's really the word for a female dog.
Me: What?
Girl: "bitch" isn't a cuss word.
Me: Stop saying that! *looks over, their in a room with a little child*
Girl: but it's not a cuss word!
Me: yes it is! stop saying that, your in a room with a little kid!
Girl: but it's a female dog, YOU just don't like pit bulls!
Me: Please stop saying that. *goes over to the teacher's table*
Girl: *looks at the teacher* did you know the word "bitch" isn't really a cuss word? it's really the name of a female dog, that's the only "cuss" word I know.
Me: PLEASE don't say that!
Girl: But "bitch" isn't really a bad word.
Teacher: Stop that, your pissin' meg off.
Lori, your the best teacher EVER!