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1Best Quotes of the week Empty Best Quotes of the week on 10/15/2009, 1:53 am

Nutmeg1992

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This is the topic for all the best random quotes I have, that are just epic.
This Weeks Quote is:

"It's always nice to have someone help you back under the table"


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2Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/16/2009, 1:46 am

Nutmeg1992

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Me: "He keeps talking about my boobs."
Jaime: "What about your Boobs?"
Mom: "their still there and you've got two of them, that's all he needs to know about your boobs!"


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3Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:02 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
LMAO

And so it begins.

Can I lock you in a closet for the next 10 years?

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4Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:05 am

Nutmeg1992

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I'd just dig a tunnel and ecaspe.
Yes, so it begins, a Boy was touchin' my boobs, xD but it's okay, he was nice and Glenda would've rung his neck if it was something really bad.


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5Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:08 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Seriously, wtf. I keep forgetting how old you are and what I was doing at your age. Embarassed

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6Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:11 am

Nutmeg1992

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xD Hey it's seriously all good, this guy is really nice, and besides the gropping part he's great to talk to, and he sent me a text saying "ILY" so...I wonder what this'll turn into? >///< he's coming to the church Halloween party.


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7Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:14 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
OOOH. I need to try to be there. Need to meet this fellow and scare the bejesus out of him. When is the church party? (I'll bet it's when I'm going to New Jersey.)

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8Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:16 am

Nutmeg1992

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it's this saturday, the 24th. Jaime's already planned like, a bunch of games and stuff for everyone to do, and we're having a cup cake walk too.


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9Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:20 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Yep. I'll probably be in New Jersey. Damn. Well, it's not set in stone that I'm going, so I'll be at the party if I don't. ^_^

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10Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 3:24 am

Nutmeg1992

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And if you come you can meet the boobie groper! xD


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11Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 6:32 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
My point exactly. Twisted Evil

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12Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/18/2009, 7:00 pm

You're going to Jersey?
Oh and the quote

Random kid and mom at the Target dressing room

Kid: These fit.
Mom: come out here so I can see.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I don't trust you.

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13Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/19/2009, 1:09 pm

Nutmeg1992

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Ah Lord, here's one just this morning.
Me: ...He won't leave me alone...
Mom: Is he Texting you again?
Me: He won't let me sleep, it's like "hey, babe? babe? babe? babe? babe?" WHAT?? "Looooove yooooou!"
Mom: Well at the party just tell your cousin ben that he's doing it and maybe he'll tell him to stop.
Me: oh yeah I can see that happening "He's keeping me up at night....NO NOT LIKE THAT!"


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14Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/19/2009, 3:13 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
There are no words. I just about got a concussion from laughing so hard. Forehead, meet Desk.

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15Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/19/2009, 6:55 pm

Nutmeg1992

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Me: *sends text* Pets.
Devin: *sends back* Grindes
Me: *sends back* Slaps.
Devin: *sends back* Sorry..hug


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16Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/20/2009, 4:07 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I'm not going to Jersey!!! I'll be at the party! Yay!

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17Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/20/2009, 9:13 pm

Nutmeg1992

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xD your just coming to meet this boy, aren't you? and to make sure he's good enough for me xD


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Best Quotes of the week Megnutmegsig-1
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18Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/21/2009, 5:28 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Actually, I'm coming for a number of reasons, that one being number 4 on the list.

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19Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/25/2009, 6:20 am

Nutmeg1992

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Jaime: I think I'll start sending random texts, 'Pickles.'
Heather: Chicken.
Glenda: Nipple.
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Me: *standing outside with Heather and Devin*
Heather: *looks at him* Your the Bobbie Groper.
Devin: *looks worried* WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Heather: Yup, your the Bobbie groper, I've heard so much about you.
Devin: *looks at Meg* When did what she's talking about Happen?
Me: No Comment.
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Me: Don't put that down there!


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20Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/26/2009, 7:22 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
We had epic moments, yes. ^___^

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21Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/27/2009, 4:50 am

Nutmeg1992

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You Should quote your threat to him, that was so funny you saw that I had to go down on the ground for a minute. and the whole "I don't like porn"---"are you a Guy?" thing.

*Sitting infront of a Train waiting for it to Pass*
Jaime: How long have we been waiting here?
*a Car comes by with the Spray tag 'YEARS' on it*
Me: Does that Answer your Question?


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WARNING! I'M the ONE and ONLY Catgirl.
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22Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/27/2009, 6:39 am

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Nutmeg1992 wrote:*Sitting infront of a Train waiting for it to Pass*
Jaime: How long have we been waiting here?
*a Car comes by with the Spray tag 'YEARS' on it*
Me: Does that Answer your Question?

Epic.

Okay, here's my awesome quote of the week, as requested:

Me: I have to go ahead and warn you.
Devin: Okay...
Me: She's like my little sister, so you see, if you ever hurt her in ANY way, I will find out. And I will hunt you down. And I will cut off your testicles and your penis, shove them in your mouth, duct tape it shut, and watch you asphyxiate on your own vomit and blood.
Meg: pale

And of course:

Devin: I promise I won't use her or anything. I'm not interested in sex. I don't even like porn.
Me: Shocked scratch confused ...Are you a guy?
Devin: Yes...
Me: scratch ...Are you sure?

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23Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/29/2009, 9:27 am

Nutmeg1992

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Me: It's Not Often I can Sneeze and Burp at once! YAY!


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24Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/30/2009, 11:45 am

Nutmeg1992

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*GMX Ball*
Devin: My number won't stay stuck.
Jaime: *tries to get it to stay stuck, gives up*
Me: *continues to try and keep it stuck*
Devin: Please stop, some fan girls tried to rape me today, I don't really want to be touched that way.

Me: *dancing with him* I'm stepping all over your feet!
Devin: I'm wearing size 15 shoes, your fine!


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WARNING! I'M the ONE and ONLY Catgirl.
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25Best Quotes of the week Empty Re: Best Quotes of the week on 10/31/2009, 10:10 am

Nutmeg1992

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Me: *reading something on the internet* "I feel you inside me" Um...that sounds like a medical problem, might wanna get that checked out?


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