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1New Product!! Empty New Product!! on 8/11/2009, 9:49 am

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please I would like to announce the research and development of a new product! Do you have an unwanted broad hanging around your house, job, or friend? Does she hit on you, your friends? Does she spend all of your money? Is she a general nuisance? If so then you need to join our research and development team in our quest to create Ho-Be-Gone!
When perfected our new product will with a single application drive Hos away from any location including clubs, bars, and even street corners. We at Good Riddance Industries have discovered a chemical which interacts with a womans hoishness making in an extremely unpleasant way, therefore driving her to run to the nearest bathroom. Sadly this product is still in need much research and development, but we at Good Riddance Industries (G.R.I.) hope to have a product ready for testing in two years. with the right team this goal could be reached please send all applications to:

Good Riddance Industries
22 Twain Ho-bag Avenue
Sleepy Hollow Cal.

Good Riddance Industries the people who brought you the Bitch-Be-Good Stick. Keeping irritating coworkers in line since 10,000 B.C.

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2New Product!! Empty Re: New Product!! on 8/11/2009, 11:24 am


The Lavendar Lover
Leave it to Garrett to come up with something like this.

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3New Product!! Empty Re: New Product!! on 8/11/2009, 3:57 pm

But its brilliant wed be Billionaires in the first year

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4New Product!! Empty Re: New Product!! on 8/12/2009, 6:25 pm

I can't believe he just post this! Haha. I have a pretty good idea who he is talking about because he knows that if it is anything towards me, you won't find his body. Haha. Matter fact he would be dead meat.

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5New Product!! Empty Re: New Product!! on 8/13/2009, 9:01 am

it's about work love

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6New Product!! Empty Re: New Product on 8/16/2009, 12:16 am

I know sweetheart it was about work, I didn't say you were talking about me. I was picking on you.

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