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1The coming appacalypse Empty The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 3:20 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Yes the appacalypse is coming. It wont be a asteroid or a nukes. I am talking about zombies. You think I am crazy well you will be the first victim. My recruits will be the few the wise and the expendable. I wont hesitate till kill you ass if you get bit. I have the plan all laid out. I just need suplies and men. Once thats all taken care of we play the waiting game.


heed my warning and God speed. Heaven knows we'll need it.

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2The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 3:29 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

You and zombies. Seriously.

...You'd really shoot me? T.T

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3The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 3:45 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
I am sorry. You will not servive. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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4The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 3:52 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
Thanks for your overwhelming vote of confidence and support.

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5The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 3:59 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
You dont believe. That is why you fail.

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6The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:07 pm

therish

therish
Epic Win
Epic Win
T.T I fail at life and most things, but not this!

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7The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:09 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
your spirits are high. Thats good. Now just put a sword and a gun in your hand and your good to go.

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8The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:12 pm

therish

therish
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Epic Win
So you finally accept that I might survive a zombie apocalypse?

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9The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:14 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Yes your fierce and head strong. you can servive.

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10The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:29 pm

therish

therish
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Epic Win
You aggravate me more than any other human being on the planet. Except maybe Garrett on his bad days.

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11The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:33 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Good good. Use that agression. Let the hate flow through you. Use it and take your fathers place at my side.

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12The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:41 pm

therish

therish
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Epic Win
I freaking hate zombies.

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13The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 4:45 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Raw hatred is the best thing for combating the undead.

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14The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 7/31/2009, 11:58 pm

FarmWife

FarmWife
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I survived growing up with Garrett & I am mother to four children. Zombies do not scare me. I am tough. I am an animal. I am fearless....and I will eat you if I have to. Oh crap, does that make me a zombie?

Really, I live on a farm. We own guns. We could sustain ourselves for a decent amount of time. Now all I need is a sword and someone who runs slower than I do. Twisted Evil

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15The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/1/2009, 6:27 pm

davidrdoub2000

davidrdoub2000
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And here I sit watching my cousins playing Halo 3 with zombies, and I can tell you that they will have not a fighting chance against a mass horde of zombies. Oh I have two words that will make everyone scream why. "President Evil".

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16The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 6:49 pm

HEY WHAT DO YA MEAN I AGGRIVATE YOU!!
and on top of that if I chose to no one would be better at it that me



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17The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 7:21 pm

Sis why do you think I harassed you so much, it was to prepare you for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Don't worry though I have a contingency plan it includes a base camp and roving teams of hunters the base camp is on an island and the weapons and supplies could be gathered in less than 3 hours. Wal-mart is surprisingly defensible so food, clothing, and minimal firearms and ammo supply gathering would be relatively safe after the elimination of the infected shoppers. Just use large vehicles to block the front entrances send it a sweeper team from the automotive department kill all infected employee’s and customers as quietly (this is why every one should have a reasonable collection of battle ready swords) as possible and set up a perimeter around the gun case next locate the corpse that possesses the keys to the gun safe. (Preferably the head manager they would have the master keys) Remove all guns and distribute to your team then sweep each department until you reach the grocery section. (DO NOT FORGET THE BACK DOCK PEOPLE!! A DOOR COULD BE OPEN AND A HORDE OF UNDEAD MIGHT JUST OVERWHELM YOU) Next you must get a real supply of guns so and ammunition so you must plan a rout that will bring you to the most gun supply stores with the least amount of driving (the farther you drive the more likely you are to break down). The next leg of my plan requires us to drive to Illinois to save my sister and her four kids (Matt is a farm boy so he will be ok.) After that short eight hour detour, we will immediately head to the coast and drive south. The farther south the better until we come to a defensible island with proper supplies (I don’t think zombies can swim can they?) That will be our base camp. From there we will send out roving teams of hunters to gather supplies, find survivors, and kill zombies.



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18The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:15 pm

therish

therish
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Dorkboy wrote:HEY WHAT DO YA MEAN I AGGRIVATE YOU!!
and on top of that if I chose to no one would be better at it that me

You may aggravate me, but I still love you like you were my own brother. Which is actually probably why you aggravate me so much sometimes. Razz

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19The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:22 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Ha Ha

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20The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:23 pm

therish

therish
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It's frightening how much thought Garrett has put into this.

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21The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:26 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
He is just in denial. And not the one that runs through Egypt.

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22The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:27 pm

therish

therish
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What's he in denial about?

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23The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:31 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
The fact that he's Aggrivating.

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24The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:33 pm

therish

therish
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Oh, well yes. He is in denial about that. However, his admission that he could be the most aggravating is an honest one. lol

WE LOVE YOU, GARRETT!

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25The coming appacalypse Empty Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 11:35 pm

ronin

ronin
n00b
Yes we do. Otherwise you wouldn't be alive.

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