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I want the Twilight umbrealla I saw a few months back. That's not as weird as candy hearts is it? OK, so maybe it's still wrong. I can't help myself.

...umbrella? Ye gods. I have to admit, though. It'd be pretty cool to have an umbrella with some anime on it or something, so I see where you're coming from.

Now thanks to the new Twilight movie they have come up with new New Moon candies with different flavors. Please for the love of everyone make the madness stop!

We will in our next World of Darkness campaign--Twitards: Revenge of the Hunters!

I Guess the 'Twilight Hearts' would be good if we did a cosplay that involved eatting a human heart. xD Yum!

LMAO Yes, for each heart eaten, another Twitard dies.

I think Imma get all my friends Twitard chocolate for Valentine's as a joke.

Jazmine is a Twitard now, we've lost a good one to the battle against Sparkley and none-Sparkley Vampires.

Failsauce! It amazes me how young they are now when they cross over to the dark side.

In my own defense, I was in my thirties before I fell prey to the sparkly vampires....but I also see them as an entirely different species from say...Brahm Stoker's vampire...or Anne Rice's vampires....or Poppy Z. Brite's vampries....or, well, actually any other vampires out there.

These are the rated PG vampires of the Vampire world. Vampire Lite....great taste, less filling.

I found this on another Message board, made me laugh.

Meg, OMG!! That's so funny!!! I love it!

Just because I love Twilight, that doesn't mean I can't see the humor in trashing it.

I'm mature that way.

I can go either way. I haven't read the books, so I can't properly trash them. Ergo, I don't. Much. I do know, however, based on reviews and samples from the books that I've read, that the writing is fail and Bella is a Mary Sue (which means she must die in a fire).

I like my vampires to go POOF in the sun, not sparkle. Never ever EVER should they sparkle. Under no circumstances do vampires sparkle.

Also, vampire/human romance irks me to no end. From the vampire's point of view, you are a moron, a few hours of entertainment, and most importantly, FOOD.

[EDIT] New Moon candy. I has it. I is eating it. ZOMG!!!!1!!~` i <3 EC 4eva!!!!1!~ lmfao I can be twitard 2!!

The Doll Sparkles, it is really really really really really REALLY Scary.
And today at Wal-Mart I was looking at one of them in the toy asle, and it smiled as me. it was really creepy I SWEAR to GOD it did!

TurboToast has the action figure things. They're horrific. I didn't get too close to them.

I was looking in the DVDs today too, got too close to a display before I realised it was Twilight, I made a noise that went like this "GAHNAUGHH!!" and Ran away.