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Two words: Alien Abduction.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

I was beginning to wonder.

Now I have a question for your response. Did they Anally Probe you?

No, they do everything digitally now. It's the 21st Century. Come on...

Okay, my question is, Eggs.
if eggs come from chickens, and you wait awhile the eggs hatch into baby chicks, then when you eat eggs, aren't you eating some form of chicken it's self? Like what if you take into consideration that episode of futurama, when they went to that one planet and lela was eating those popplers, and they later found out that those were really the aliens children in some form/or way!
But what if, Chickens are aliens?! what if they send down eggs for humans to eat and once they get inside your stomach they monitor your every move for one day they will take over the world and finally get to the other side of the RODE!!!

Answer please. ;D

Hmmm.... Crazy as it sounds, you may have stumbled upon L. Ron Hubbard's earliest conception of Scientology.
To answer the first part of this question... Yes, when you eat eggs, you are eating an underdeveloped chicken. It saddens me, but it's true. Which means we, ourselves, are in some way, contributing to poultry abortion. (I may never eat eggs again.)
Now, whether or not chickens are in fact, aliens... Yes. They are. That's why they call it the "Incredible Edible Egg," because aliens themselves are incredible. And by eating them as eggs, we, are incredible... And the fact that we can't answer the question of why the chicken crossed the road,... that is incredible.... Which brings me back to L. Ron Hubbard, and the amazing science fiction tale, known as Scientology. That is incredible, in the fact that some people actually believe in it. I believe that followers of Scientology, eat more eggs than anyone on the planet. I hope this helps.

Technically, unless you are eating farm fresh eggs from your local chicken ranch taht is complete with roosters, you're only eating half an undeveloped chicken. Commercially raised eggs are not fertilized. That white stuff in the albumen (normally known as egg whites) is not really rooster sperm. That is an urban myth. Stupid urbanians & their damn myths. Leave it to city folk to be obsessed with sperm. I digress....it's acutally membrane that keeps the yolk safely centered in the albumen so it won't break in the shell.

Not that it really makes any difference.

So...we're eating Chicken/Rooter Brain?... no Wonder some people I know act like Chickens!!! it's in their Brains! HA!

Okay Topher, Here's one that's been really bothering me lately, What is up with those Ads on Tv that tell you that if you don't like a certain thing you get more of it for Free? Why does it Matter IF you get it for free in the first place if you end up not liking it? I wouldn't want more of something if I hated it, I would want my money back or something better, Or "if you don't like it you get a free hippoo."
But yeah, Why do I want it for Free if it Sucks?

I think it's because they know their product sucks in the first place, and they're just trying to pawn it off on the unsuspecting TV shoppers.