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Hello boys and girls, here I will tell you about all of the Random, Silly, and very retarded stuff that Happens, In my day-to-day Life, that you may get a Kick out of and just stop and go "HUH??!!!!1"
Nothing Much to report today my pretties, but I will share this, One Piece of advice; Whenever Someone gives you something In life, and you have NO CLUE what it is, Just Pretend, and go with your Gut and it'll mostly be the Answer.
I Went through something like this today, While I was being tutored, they give me this Math Problem, which they told me I HAD done it before, But I've never seen it before in my life, So I just guessed My way through, and it was Right. Which Life is made up of Guesses, Sometimes When Someone throws something at you, Guessing is the Answer, I've guessed alot of things at that Place, and their Always Right in the End, So I must be Lucky or Something, Which Shows that this is Simply the Answer to Any Problem you have, Guessing Is Awesome.

Guessing is awesome. It works wonders. So does staring at something menacingly until it cooperates with you.

Okay let me try this AGAIN, Since my DUMBASS Computer Decided it would Crash!

I was going to say, that Yes it does work very Well, there was also a Kid at one Point at tutoring who thought that staring at his thumbs long enough would give him the answer.

Okay, Lets try this again, Let me tell a Little story about Why I hate Calling people.
I hate calling Poeple, I'm fine when they tell me it's okay to call, but Calling at Random Just doesn't make me feel right.
Like my Friend Naomi sometimes she wants me to call her but she never gets back to me about the time so I sometimes call her at Random and if she answers, it's cool, if she doesn't then I just get the Machine and thats also good, but sometimes I feel like if I do call someone will end up yelling at me because I called too late in the night.

That reason being let me give an Example.
I think I was about 10, I met a Little girl at Goodwill, We talked, it was Awesome, we had alot in Common, Straight off I knew by the face her mother made when she looked at me, She did NOT like me.
So I call for about a week, We talk, we have Fun, And then, I call on Sunday, No Answer, I call about three times, the Last time I get her Mother on the phone, who Basically Yells at me that "SHE'S NOT HERE, SHE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN, YOU WOKE ME UP FROM A NAP"
Yeah, Well Lucky for you, I never did call again you Bitch.

Second, Time I had a Bad Call, Was Someone I met at tutoring, I gave her some Video Games, And I thought I'd Call and ask how they were working out for her, (and as it turns out she was actually really related to me because of her Last name)
I call her, Her Mother Answers, She asks who it is, I tell her, I'd like to talk to this girl, And She SCREAMS INTO THE PHONE, While I Am on it, for the girl to come down stairs, she has a Phonecall, yeah I don't think it would have KILLED you to take the phone AWAY FROM FROM BIG MOUTH before SCREAMING Dumbass, thanks to you, I think I ruined My hearing at a young Age.
This Girl that I called, btw, didn't even remember who I was, I had to Explain how we met for her to actually "get it"
And Then One Night we're talking, And She she's she has to go for dinner, but she PROMISES she'll call back, I wait for about an Hour or two, and call back myself, she answers, And Says she forgot, and on top of that, Doesn't remember me again. -_-

Another, Girl I met at tutoring, we got along, we talked about Sailor Moon, and about a Fan comic that Sounded Interesting, I said if she did the Story, I'd do the Art. We'd Talk, it was great, but after awhile everytime I'd Call she'd be Busy, I'd Call one night she said she had to eat Dinner, So I call back later she said she couldn't talk because they had to go to the airport to pickup grandma.
I call again another day, She said, No can't talk gotta take a Shower, or Can't talk gotta get ready for Kong-fu Practice, or no can't talk gotta get ready for Dinner.
But what REALLY wins me over, is This One.
I call One after Noon, Her Grandmother Answers, The girl can't come to the Phone for some reason that I can't remember, She was either running late, or taking a Showe (boy she must have been clean)
I kept Asking "MAY I LEAVE A MESSAGE"
And She that I couldn't Over some Reason I can't remember why, But I thought it was really stupid that grandma's main reason was, "she's not here right now"
CAN YOU NOT HEAR?! I SAID GET A PEN AND PAPER AND TELL HER I CALLED.
"Oh No, I can't tell her you called, she's not here right not"
-_-; *facepalm*

Then, we get to calling "the most Annoying Emo girl on the Plant's House"
I Call a Couple of times, it's fine, and dandy, then Either her Grandmother or Aunt Answers who sounds like a Man. I'm sorry but right there, I can't talk to that person, I can't talk to people who Sound/are men on the Phone or I will get REALLY REALLY Nervous. and sound REALLY REALLY GIRLY!
I call her house One time, and I ask for "Sabrina" and I get her Mother who puts me on Hold for about 30 Minutes, she takes me off of Hold Asks who I want again, I tell her, I get a Complete Stranger, I keep saying "sammy? it's Meg, Nutmeg! Don't you know me?"
She doesn't even Say "Oh this isn't sammy this is one of her friends" she just agrees with the conversation I have until I get Fed up with it, and you hear in the background when I do get Sammy that her Mother that answered Said to her "well she Said your Friend's Name, she didn't Say Sabrina"
Yeah I did, you just weren't paying any attention to it, Dumbass.
Then Whenever I called Sammy after that she'd pick fun at me for calling her Best friend and Not her, But I didnt ask for her, I asked Clearly "SABRINA!"

One More Story I'll tell that is related to the "I hate talking to Guys story"
Long time ago, I can't remember How Long, I Call Therish, I think at her Mom's House, And Some random Dude answers, And I'm all like "can I speak to Heather?" And he's all is this Alfred?
I get it now that he probably read my last name, and was poking a Joke at me because of it, but at that point I didn't care, Me+Talking to a Guy=Nervous phone Hangs up.
I Just can't do it, Talking to Guys. Or Calling People at Random, that's why I just can't do it.
And you can't make me, I'm luckly that sometimes I do get my Friend Naomi and not some Creepy weird crazy person like I have Gotten from the Past.
So my Pretties, if you would, when you say "call anytime" let me know, When I can call, because Sometimes, Anytime isn't the right time.

LMAO why didn't you ever tell me about that one time?! How long ago was that? I know it must've been years ago.

I hate calling people, too. I hate the phone. I've had some pretty crappy experiences like those, and worse, I'm sure. As I remember stories, I'll tell them.

I never wanted to bring it up because I always thought it was embarrassing, Guess not as in embarrassing as the times I called you before you were out the door and headed to Work.

That's not so embarrassing! Crap happens!

I Have Super Powers, I think.
This Weekend I was going to Spend the Night at my Friend Julia's House, and the on Sunday Meet with a friend of ours we haven't seen since MTAC 07.
The Sleep over is still on, but the friend isn't coming anymore, because the reason she was coming was for a Wedding, and the Wedding as it turns out is not happening.
I Don't like the Person who was getting married (mainly because when we met it was at MTAC, and She was KICKED out of MTAC that day for being a Dumbass, and I guess everyone that roomed with her she has to hate for some reason)
And I wished for this Person to have her Wedding ruined, or have a Guset run away with the groom, And it happened, the Wedding is called off for now. I Have Magical Powers, I have a Magic Finger, Wanna Guess which one? ;D

nutmeg1992 wrote: I Have Magical Powers, I have a Magic Finger, Wanna Guess which one? ;D

Both! Haha that's awesome. I remember hearing about that moron that got kicked out. Madness, that was.

yyyeeess, What was worse is that we were blaimed for it, I was mostly, I felt like it was my fault about the Staff finding out which room we were in, but this Moron didn't get STALKED like I did, Scariest thing that ever happened to me, I got back to The room and cried!

dddddduuuddeee I've been crushing on a guy, that I've never met in tullahoma for some time now,ever since he talked to me on MSN. and I saw him today, disappointed, I was exspecting an emo black haired hottie, he's hair is all fuzzy and is red headed.
He wanted to meet me awhile back but I don't think that mattered since my face with dripping with CHEESE! >_<..this is why I will never get a boyfriend, XD

An emo black haired hottie?

Might wanna stay away from those, anyway. I have a bigger pair than most of those types, if you know what I mean.

You'll get a good bf one day.

Nah, not really, Julia said he was really nice, and he did know how to flirt really well. *sighs*

Hm? good show, Someone delete my rant that made no sense XD.
Well Here's one to explain it.

I got sunburned, the first time Ever! And Now I'm slowly healing, it's all over my face, and my shoulders and part of my Neck.
So I'm Resting, Drinking Alot, and trying to make sure I don't get really sick from it, (I think I will, I have an Upset Tummy and a Runny Nose)
Well, I JUST get back from my Sleep over with my Friend Julia, and BAM! Everyone is all "can you come over? can you spend the night? we miss you! we love you! we want to spend time with you!"
;_; I'm like, NO! Leave me alone! I'm Hurting, I need to REST!
They don't stop.
"WE NEED TO GO SWIMMING TOGETHER!!! Lets go to a Water Park! Waterparkwaterparkwaterparkwaterparkwaterpark!"
Mom Tells me Straight up, No Water Parks, they carry Germs, and unclean People.
Seriously, a Place like that is REALLY Dirty! And I can't be around LARGE Groups of People, who Push and Shove their way through, not to Metion Pick Pockets, and the reports on the news about Young teenaged girls getting touched in places that I don't DARE Talk about in public.

I tell them, they complain that "walking outside would give you the same risk of getting sick then going to a Park like that"
No, you guys don't get it, I get SICK very EASY, 5 to what seems like 10 times a year.
I'm already Sick, and I wasn't even around a group of Stinky People. But I need to Rest.
But they still, "WANT MY VOTE FOR THE WATER PARK!"
I Vote No, When they Offerd me to go to Holiday world, and Mom said no, I felt in my Gut that NO was the Answer, but they just wouldn't put it to bed.
And I Told them, Mom's means no, and they begged, and Pleaded, and Said that it was up to me.
And in the End I said Full on. "NO, I've got stuff to do that day"
And they Left me Alone, Now they keep on bugging me now, And I just want to Ignore them, so I can SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

So I haven't posted here in a long time, but what i will say is that the other day i was at wal-mart, and here came a screaming child, screaming it's head off in the middle of the food/clothes aisle, and the parents just walked away leaving it there, to continue screaming, and then it got up and screamed all the way through the rest of the store. so my ranting it, Why the shite can't they make muzzles for those whining brats??! I can't stand little girls/boys screaming their heads off, if your parents said no, they meant no, crying isn't gonna make you get yuor way, it's only gonna make you get an arse whoopin', Children should only cry when their hurt, or really really sick, other then that, they need to learn how to shut up, and quit trying to burst someones ear drums open with their loud mouths.
Now mind you there was one time I went to wal-mart I was with Mom, and I heard a a couple aisles over. "Mom, Mommy? Mom, Can we get this? Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!?"
When I finally just got really tired of it I yelled out "WILL YOU ANSWER THE CHILD??!" and it stopped. So you see, Maybe Yelling at the Parents of that Screaming Kid "PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT THING!" Didn't work, But that did. it just goes to show you that if you don't do something about it sooner or later, someone else will.

on top of that all children should be on leashes untill age 8