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This is the topic for all the best random quotes I have, that are just epic.
This Weeks Quote is:

"It's always nice to have someone help you back under the table"

Me: "He keeps talking about my boobs."
Jaime: "What about your Boobs?"
Mom: "their still there and you've got two of them, that's all he needs to know about your boobs!"

LMAO

And so it begins.

Can I lock you in a closet for the next 10 years?

I'd just dig a tunnel and ecaspe.
Yes, so it begins, a Boy was touchin' my boobs, xD but it's okay, he was nice and Glenda would've rung his neck if it was something really bad.

Seriously, wtf. I keep forgetting how old you are and what I was doing at your age.

xD Hey it's seriously all good, this guy is really nice, and besides the gropping part he's great to talk to, and he sent me a text saying "ILY" so...I wonder what this'll turn into? >///< he's coming to the church Halloween party.

OOOH. I need to try to be there. Need to meet this fellow and scare the bejesus out of him. When is the church party? (I'll bet it's when I'm going to New Jersey.)

it's this saturday, the 24th. Jaime's already planned like, a bunch of games and stuff for everyone to do, and we're having a cup cake walk too.

Yep. I'll probably be in New Jersey. Damn. Well, it's not set in stone that I'm going, so I'll be at the party if I don't. ^_^

And if you come you can meet the boobie groper! xD

My point exactly.

You're going to Jersey?
Oh and the quote

Random kid and mom at the Target dressing room

Kid: These fit.
Mom: come out here so I can see.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I don't trust you.

Ah Lord, here's one just this morning.
Me: ...He won't leave me alone...
Mom: Is he Texting you again?
Me: He won't let me sleep, it's like "hey, babe? babe? babe? babe? babe?" WHAT?? "Looooove yooooou!"
Mom: Well at the party just tell your cousin ben that he's doing it and maybe he'll tell him to stop.
Me: oh yeah I can see that happening "He's keeping me up at night....NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

There are no words. I just about got a concussion from laughing so hard. Forehead, meet Desk.

Me: *sends text* Pets.
Devin: *sends back* Grindes
Me: *sends back* Slaps.
Devin: *sends back* Sorry..hug