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I'm not going to Jersey!!! I'll be at the party! Yay!

xD your just coming to meet this boy, aren't you? and to make sure he's good enough for me xD

Actually, I'm coming for a number of reasons, that one being number 4 on the list.

Jaime: I think I'll start sending random texts, 'Pickles.'
Heather: Chicken.
Glenda: Nipple.
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Me: *standing outside with Heather and Devin*
Heather: *looks at him* Your the Bobbie Groper.
Devin: *looks worried* WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Heather: Yup, your the Bobbie groper, I've heard so much about you.
Devin: *looks at Meg* When did what she's talking about Happen?
Me: No Comment.
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Me: Don't put that down there!

We had epic moments, yes. ^___^

You Should quote your threat to him, that was so funny you saw that I had to go down on the ground for a minute. and the whole "I don't like porn"---"are you a Guy?" thing.

*Sitting infront of a Train waiting for it to Pass*
Jaime: How long have we been waiting here?
*a Car comes by with the Spray tag 'YEARS' on it*
Me: Does that Answer your Question?

Nutmeg1992 wrote:*Sitting infront of a Train waiting for it to Pass*
Jaime: How long have we been waiting here?
*a Car comes by with the Spray tag 'YEARS' on it*
Me: Does that Answer your Question?

Epic.

Okay, here's my awesome quote of the week, as requested:

Me: I have to go ahead and warn you.
Devin: Okay...
Me: She's like my little sister, so you see, if you ever hurt her in ANY way, I will find out. And I will hunt you down. And I will cut off your testicles and your penis, shove them in your mouth, duct tape it shut, and watch you asphyxiate on your own vomit and blood.
Meg:

And of course:

Devin: I promise I won't use her or anything. I'm not interested in sex. I don't even like porn.
Me: ...Are you a guy?
Devin: Yes...
Me: ...Are you sure?

Me: It's Not Often I can Sneeze and Burp at once! YAY!

*GMX Ball*
Devin: My number won't stay stuck.
Jaime: *tries to get it to stay stuck, gives up*
Me: *continues to try and keep it stuck*
Devin: Please stop, some fan girls tried to rape me today, I don't really want to be touched that way.

Me: *dancing with him* I'm stepping all over your feet!
Devin: I'm wearing size 15 shoes, your fine!

Me: *reading something on the internet* "I feel you inside me" Um...that sounds like a medical problem, might wanna get that checked out?

Those are some real gems!! Wow. Devin wears a size 15? lmao no wonder you were stepping all over his feet!!

Today at tutoring, a 10 or 11 year old girl started cussing.

Girl: did you know the word "bitch" isn't really a cuss word? it's really the word for a female dog.
Me: What?
Girl: "bitch" isn't a cuss word.
Me: Stop saying that! *looks over, their in a room with a little child*
Girl: but it's not a cuss word!
Me: yes it is! stop saying that, your in a room with a little kid!
Girl: but it's a female dog, YOU just don't like pit bulls!
Me: Please stop saying that. *goes over to the teacher's table*
Girl: *looks at the teacher* did you know the word "bitch" isn't really a cuss word? it's really the name of a female dog, that's the only "cuss" word I know.
Me: PLEASE don't say that!
Girl: But "bitch" isn't really a bad word.
Teacher: Stop that, your pissin' meg off.

Lori, your the best teacher EVER!