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The Owl Is A Liar

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1 The Owl Is A Liar on 8/19/2008, 1:42 am

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I don't know how many of you have tried it, but it does NOT take just three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop (TM). Maybe if you have a beak like an owl does, it's possible. But for us beakless humans, not so much. I feel we have been mislead.

Now at the end of the commercial, we hear a man say, "how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop (TM)? (insert sound of a single crunch) The world may never know." And that is so true. So isn't it time for the world TO know?

I suggest we go out there, apprehend a Tootsie Pop (TM), and count.

Who is up for this challenge? Please, don't be shy, step forward.

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2 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/19/2008, 11:19 am

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That is, indeed, food for thought.

My brain hurts after reading that first thing after I woke up.

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3 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/19/2008, 10:16 pm

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The owl is a liar! I mean he clearly bites the sucker. And the, on top of that, he lies about biting it! I say the boy was ripped off and he should sue!

4 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/20/2008, 12:52 am

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He is!!! He totally lied!! And that boy should sue. Not just for himself, but for all the gullible, toothless kids in the world who have fallen victim to this heinous crime. And free Tootsie Pops (TM) should be given as a sign of good faith that the Owl is sorry. Not that anyone of those poor kids could bite it now. But hey, at least they can now see how many legitimate licks it does take to get to the center. Maybe that Owl had the idea all along... NAH, sue 'em.

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5 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/26/2008, 10:06 am

The more important question: would you really want to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I prefer Blow Pops, myself. Gum = yum.

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6 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/26/2008, 6:25 pm

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True dat. Watch that Owl try to mess that up. You don't have anyone question how long it takes to get to the bubble gum center of a Blowpop (TM).

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7 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/27/2008, 1:56 pm

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Owl + Gum = Funneh.

I bet it would be like watching a dog eat peanut butter.

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8 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 8/27/2008, 6:03 pm

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Funneh+big drink of coffee="can I have a napkin, there's coffee on my computer screen"

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9 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 6/18/2009, 7:45 pm

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All I can think of reading through this Topic is the Old Johnny Brovo Cartoon, Where the Little Boy Asks How many Licks, And he goes to the Turtle, to the Owl, to Who knows what else, And then Walks up to Johnny and Says "Mister Johnny How many licks does i-" And Johnny grabs the Sucker from him and shouts "OH BOY, CANDY!" and swallows it Whole. Laughing


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10 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 6/19/2009, 7:45 pm

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lmao! That is indeed the perfect scenario. Johnny Bravo just solved the mystery for us.

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11 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 6/20/2009, 2:51 am

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Or did he?...

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12 Re: The Owl Is A Liar on 6/20/2009, 9:40 pm

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You! Casting seeds of doubt!! We know the owl is a liar, but Johnny Bravo solved this conundrum for us. Apparently, no licks are needed at all. In your face, owl!

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