I know for a while now that one of the most talked about post was about the zombie uprising, but I think that the zombie apocalypse is not the real threat at the moment, but Ninjas. Yes that's right Ninjas are among us and I have the facts that ninjas exist in this world. Actually it's a book I'm reading now, but it tells you how to prepare yourself for a ninja attack.
Before we move on to surviving the ninjas attacks lets' first learn our enemy. Ninjas are good master of disguises and that means a ninja can be anyone, but let's take a look at a couple of examples of ninja disguises.
Country Hicks: Similiar to the rednecks of America's heartland, the "country bumpkin" is near-universal character and a disguise easily replicated by ninjas. If you're in large city, these shabby-clothed farm-hand ninjas are easy to spot and usually means the ninja is a novice who lacks cultural understanding. No matter where you are in the world, keep an eye out for misplaced hillbillies.
Girl Scouts: Young-looking pygmy ninjas will dress up as Girl Scouts selling cookies door to door. If you hear your doorbell ring and find a strange-looking Girl Scout standing on your stoop, purchase a few boxes but DO NOT EAT THEM.
that is all for today's lesson
Before we move on to surviving the ninjas attacks lets' first learn our enemy. Ninjas are good master of disguises and that means a ninja can be anyone, but let's take a look at a couple of examples of ninja disguises.
Country Hicks: Similiar to the rednecks of America's heartland, the "country bumpkin" is near-universal character and a disguise easily replicated by ninjas. If you're in large city, these shabby-clothed farm-hand ninjas are easy to spot and usually means the ninja is a novice who lacks cultural understanding. No matter where you are in the world, keep an eye out for misplaced hillbillies.
Girl Scouts: Young-looking pygmy ninjas will dress up as Girl Scouts selling cookies door to door. If you hear your doorbell ring and find a strange-looking Girl Scout standing on your stoop, purchase a few boxes but DO NOT EAT THEM.
that is all for today's lesson
