I was in Walgreens the other day with Topher J, and we decided we wanted a good candy bar to eat. So we walk over to the candy aisle and there behold a candy bar I had to make a joke about. It was called the Twilight Delight Candy Bar, and the moment I saw it I just had to I can see a sticker saying "Vampire Sparkling Delicious". Poor Chris was laughing and then Garrett showed up missing the joke. Sorry Garrett.

That's Almost as good as, 'If Jesus was a Candy Bar, What Candy Bar would he Be?' The Question I asked at MTAC 07, When My Reply was, 'Twix, Chew it over with Jesus.'

Holy snickers! I remember that! When you said that, I was driving and nearly wrecked! Ah, good times. I'll never look at Twix commercials the same again.

@Doub: I'm sorry I missed that. EPIC.

Did any one see that SNL scit about a snickers? They came up with a candy bar called sniggers. Tell me somebody remembers that.

I think I remember something about it. Very vaguely. I'm sure Topher probably knows it!

I'm not sure he does.

Which is worse, Twilight candy bars or Hannah Montannah breakfast cereal?

Both are equally evil and the creators of such products should be burned at the stake.

My only question that would make me reject the Hannah Montanna Cerial is if it had tiny pieces that were shaped like her FACE!

You could eat Hannah Montana's face.

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Conversely, if they were little marshmallow bits, you could melt her face.

"MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!"

yes, yes I could.

Whats Worse is they've now made Twilight Chocolate Valentine Hearts, and are selling them at the Dollar General.

Will it ever end?

As long as there are Fans, it will always Continue.

Twitardicide, anyone?

I want the Twilight umbrealla I saw a few months back. That's not as weird as candy hearts is it? OK, so maybe it's still wrong. I can't help myself.

...umbrella? Ye gods. I have to admit, though. It'd be pretty cool to have an umbrella with some anime on it or something, so I see where you're coming from.

Now thanks to the new Twilight movie they have come up with new New Moon candies with different flavors. Please for the love of everyone make the madness stop!

We will in our next World of Darkness campaign--Twitards: Revenge of the Hunters!

I Guess the 'Twilight Hearts' would be good if we did a cosplay that involved eatting a human heart. xD Yum!

LMAO Yes, for each heart eaten, another Twitard dies.

I think Imma get all my friends Twitard chocolate for Valentine's as a joke.

Jazmine is a Twitard now, we've lost a good one to the battle against Sparkley and none-Sparkley Vampires.

Failsauce! It amazes me how young they are now when they cross over to the dark side.

In my own defense, I was in my thirties before I fell prey to the sparkly vampires....but I also see them as an entirely different species from say...Brahm Stoker's vampire...or Anne Rice's vampires....or Poppy Z. Brite's vampries....or, well, actually any other vampires out there.

These are the rated PG vampires of the Vampire world. Vampire Lite....great taste, less filling.

I found this on another Message board, made me laugh.