I was in Walgreens the other day with Topher J, and we decided we wanted a good candy bar to eat. So we walk over to the candy aisle and there behold a candy bar I had to make a joke about. It was called the Twilight Delight Candy Bar, and the moment I saw it I just had to I can see a sticker saying "Vampire Sparkling Delicious". Poor Chris was laughing and then Garrett showed up missing the joke. Sorry Garrett.
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What they come up with for Candy Bars
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/2/2009, 9:38 am
That's Almost as good as, 'If Jesus was a Candy Bar, What Candy Bar would he Be?' The Question I asked at MTAC 07, When My Reply was, 'Twix, Chew it over with Jesus.'
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/2/2009, 11:20 pm
Holy snickers! I remember that! When you said that, I was driving and nearly wrecked! Ah, good times. I'll never look at Twix commercials the same again.
@Doub: I'm sorry I missed that. EPIC.
@Doub: I'm sorry I missed that. EPIC.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/3/2009, 5:06 am
Did any one see that SNL scit about a snickers? They came up with a candy bar called sniggers. Tell me somebody remembers that.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/3/2009, 11:45 am
I think I remember something about it. Very vaguely. I'm sure Topher probably knows it!
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/13/2009, 1:43 am
I'm not sure he does.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/17/2009, 2:46 pm
Which is worse, Twilight candy bars or Hannah Montannah breakfast cereal? 

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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/19/2009, 4:23 pm
Both are equally evil and the creators of such products should be burned at the stake.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/20/2009, 4:55 am
My only question that would make me reject the Hannah Montanna Cerial is if it had tiny pieces that were shaped like her FACE!
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 8/20/2009, 11:22 pm
You could eat Hannah Montana's face.
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Conversely, if they were little marshmallow bits, you could melt her face.
"MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!"
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Conversely, if they were little marshmallow bits, you could melt her face.
"MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!"
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 9/4/2009, 10:09 am
Whats Worse is they've now made Twilight Chocolate Valentine Hearts, and are selling them at the Dollar General.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 9/5/2009, 10:38 am
As long as there are Fans, it will always Continue.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 9/5/2009, 5:16 pm
Twitardicide, anyone? 

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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 9/7/2009, 10:04 am
I want the Twilight umbrealla I saw a few months back. That's not as weird as candy hearts is it?
OK, so maybe it's still wrong. I can't help myself.

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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 9/7/2009, 5:16 pm
...umbrella? Ye gods. I have to admit, though. It'd be pretty cool to have an umbrella with some anime on it or something, so I see where you're coming from.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/19/2009, 10:13 pm
Now thanks to the new Twilight movie they have come up with new New Moon candies with different flavors. Please for the love of everyone make the madness stop!
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/20/2009, 3:27 am
We will in our next World of Darkness campaign--Twitards: Revenge of the Hunters!
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/25/2009, 6:32 am
I Guess the 'Twilight Hearts' would be good if we did a cosplay that involved eatting a human heart. xD Yum!
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/26/2009, 7:11 pm
LMAO Yes, for each heart eaten, another Twitard dies.
I think Imma get all my friends Twitard chocolate for Valentine's as a joke.
I think Imma get all my friends Twitard chocolate for Valentine's as a joke.

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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/27/2009, 4:25 am
Jazmine is a Twitard now, we've lost a good one to the battle against Sparkley and none-Sparkley Vampires.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/27/2009, 6:25 am
Failsauce! It amazes me how young they are now when they cross over to the dark side.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/28/2009, 10:56 am
In my own defense, I was in my thirties before I fell prey to the sparkly vampires....but I also see them as an entirely different species from say...Brahm Stoker's vampire...or Anne Rice's vampires....or Poppy Z. Brite's vampries....or, well, actually any other vampires out there.
These are the rated PG vampires of the Vampire world. Vampire Lite....great taste, less filling.
These are the rated PG vampires of the Vampire world. Vampire Lite....great taste, less filling.
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Re: What they come up with for Candy Bars on 10/29/2009, 6:50 am
I found this on another Message board, made me laugh.


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