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51 Re: The coming appacalypse on 9/12/2009, 8:46 am

M_R_Wiley

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not for much longer i'm not. the bed she calls to me mwhahahahahahahaha.

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52 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/25/2009, 6:27 am

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When the Zombies Attack I'll be ready to throw records at them. xD


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53 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/28/2009, 10:47 am

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I've been brushing up on my Resident Evil watching in preparation for the coming appocalypse & I have a few questions:

If you can only destroy the zombies by shooting them in the head (or some such damage), why are all those idiots taking 4 or 5 body shots before they aim for the head? Many more could have survived if they'd have saved their ammo! And why not just off yourself as soon as you've been infected? Why put those you love in danger? Are only the stupid featured in Zombie movies? scratch

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54 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/28/2009, 8:52 pm

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well to answer your questions
1. they are idots that is why they don't shoot for the head first. that and apparently they aren't good shots either.
2.For me that is the plan. if i get infected i plan to off myself to save you guys the trouble that would ensue if i didn't. (yes I know how considerate of me)
3. see number 2.
4. apparently so. but then again those are just movies and hollywood's perspective on how something like that would play out. granted in the real apocalypse things will not neccesarily play out like in the movies. who knows maybe the zombies will be smart enough to know how to use a gun?

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55 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/29/2009, 11:32 am

But isn't that still suicide? Mom says it's
ok because you would be saveing peoples lives

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56 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/29/2009, 7:00 pm

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Wiley, you're scaring the bejebus out of me....Zombies with guns?! Intellectual Zombies?! What's next, quick moving Zombies? I'm counting on the lumbering, brainless (Ha!), instinct driven mass of undead. If faced with the Super Zombies from RE 3, I'd probably cry like a little girl.

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57 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/29/2009, 7:05 pm

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Dorkboy wrote:But isn't that still suicide? Mom says it's
ok because you would be saving peoples lives

Scripture says, "Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." John 15:13 I'm pretty sure that applies to the Zombie Appocalypse, too.

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58 Re: The coming appacalypse on 10/31/2009, 4:59 pm

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@Dorkboy&Farmwife: Yeah, offing yourself once infected would be The Thing To Do. Under the circumstances, I think suicide can be forgiven.

However, don't trust that I'll think twice about beating your infected ass to the punch. And I hope you'd do the same for me.

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59 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/1/2009, 10:54 pm

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Greater love hath no man than this, that he beats his friend's infected ass to the punch? Not sure it has the same ring, but I do appriciate the sentiment.

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60 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/3/2009, 5:23 am

M_R_Wiley

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the one thing we should fear the most is if chuck norris gets infected. if that were to happen game over. you can't win.

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61 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/4/2009, 4:58 am

therish

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According to the celebrity death match in the newer Dawn of the Dead, Chuck Norris, in fact, would be no match for my sniper rifle. That is, provided I can get away from him fast enough to get a clear shot or 10.

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62 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/4/2009, 6:35 am

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if there is a zombie Chuck Norris we are all screwed. So we better kiss our asses goodbye cause nothing can stop Chuck Norris dead or alive.

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63 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/4/2009, 12:45 pm

Not true Chuck Norris' speed would be reduced
by 75% which Means he would only move as fast
as a normal human we might have a chance with
high explosives

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64 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/5/2009, 7:17 am

M_R_Wiley

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keep in mind though you are basing that on what most zombie movies tell you. that zombies are slow moving and dumb. so i pose the question what if they aren't? what if those infected act and move like they did in life?

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65 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/6/2009, 6:22 am

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Then we'd be screwed.

But I'm putting my money on them being pretty dumb and sluggish. It's a reanimated dead body. Rotting and things falling apart and stuff. Granted that doesn't stop them, I'm sure it slows 'em down a little.

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66 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/7/2009, 9:37 pm

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Holy crap- look what I just found:

BBC- There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

And this:


Similar to the original scare found in Cambodia, victims of a new strain of the Swine Flu H1N1 virus have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


We're all screwed.


http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

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67 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/8/2009, 5:18 am

therish

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Yay for innarweb pranks. By the way, Zombieland was a good movie and teaches the primary motivation for staying alive: an epic search for "G-d Twinkies."

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68 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 2:45 am

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Good god a zombie chuck norris. We can always lead a zombie MR. T too him and hope they kill each other. Save us the trouble.

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69 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 2:49 am

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By the way if you all tried to servive with out me you'd be dead in a weak. Thats why I'm in charge when they rise.


Anybody have any problems with that?

( sound of gun cocking )


^_^

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70 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 2:50 am

ronin

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HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE I said cock.

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71 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 5:50 am

M_R_Wiley

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ronin wrote:By the way if you all tried to servive with out me you'd be dead in a weak. Thats why I'm in charge when they rise.


Anybody have any problems with that?

( sound of gun cocking )


^_^

yes in fact three problems
1. You misspelled survive
2. You misspelled week
3. It is you. Why would we want to follow you?

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72 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 7:56 am

therish

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So, his spelling is weak. At least he uses good grammar. Razz I'd follow him to survive, but eh,

<_<

>_>

I think that has little to do with the zombies.

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73 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 9:53 am

M_R_Wiley

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well on top of that he can't follow orders so why should he be giving them?

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74 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/9/2009, 8:26 pm

FarmWife

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I'm thinking we need to accumulate some "extras" before the apocalypse begins. You know, like in the movies...extra, faceless, nameless drones that can be picked off early by the zombies allowing the rest of us to escape.

If Ronin is so desperate to be in charge of something, let's put him in charge of them. Wink

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75 Re: The coming appacalypse on 11/10/2009, 12:10 am

therish

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What are you talking about? Leadership is designed specifically for people who can't follow orders. I mean, look at all the monkeys in Washington. They don't do what we say, therefore, they are "leaders."

/political jab

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