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		<title>Aardvark Bark</title>
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		<description>A place for chat not related to much of anything. Bad day? New job? Hey, how are ya, where the hell have you been?It goes here.</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:47:22 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>Aardvark Bark</title>
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			<title>In-law Horror Stories</title>
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			<dc:creator>therish</dc:creator>
			<description>I've been married and have had enough steady relationships to become acquainted (usually unfortunately) with my SO's parents. It's an undeniable fact that I have some horror stories.



Anyone who has been married or engaged, or have siblings or close friends who are married, you have horror stories. Bet someone out there has parents who don't get along with your grandparents.



Your in-law horror stories. I wanna hear 'em. You can keep them anonymous by avoiding names and personal pronouns,  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:47:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>OMFG WHY?!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.shewired.com/Article.cfm?ID=23768" target="_blank">http://www.shewired.com/Article.cfm?ID=23768</a>]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:22:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>So whats new?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description>Me for anyone on here wondering considering that the admin and ruler of this world and the next is my cousin, I've been doing good so far.

I've been sober for several months (I'm kidding I don't drink but I haven't been where I don't need to be for awhile so I think that deserves a cake) I've mellowed out too, I'm hardly ever on the computer to post about random things, I'm either cleaning, doing home work, drawing, or sleeping, because it's COLDER THEN ALL HECK outside now.

I've been earning  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:26:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Help Me find these</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description>I'm on a Search, more like a journay to find some white cheerleading/ majorette Boots I need them for Iron mouse and a number of other things, and every store I've looked so far has looked at me like I have two heads and think I'm stupid for asking.



Now, I want one inch, heel, no higher or I will break my neck.

AND I will not agree to boot covers instead, they Suck, HARD. I want the real thing so I have something solid to work with.



So Please, Help me find a Store online, OR local  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:05:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Fail Moment of the day?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[What was YOUR fail moment of the day?
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Mine was just now, Looking at the topics on here when I read &quot;Beam me up&quot; as &quot;jesus wants me for a sun beam&quot; xD WTF??!]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:05:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>When Ninjas Attack</title>
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			<dc:creator>davidrdoub2000</dc:creator>
			<description>I know for a while now that one of the most talked about post was about the zombie uprising, but I think that the zombie apocalypse is not the real threat at the moment, but Ninjas.  Yes that's right Ninjas are among us and I have the facts that ninjas exist in this world.  Actually it's a book I'm reading now, but it tells you how to prepare yourself for a ninja attack.



Before we move on to surviving the ninjas attacks lets' first learn our enemy.  Ninjas are good master of disguises and  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:53:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Someone Save Me!</title>
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			<dc:creator>FarmWife</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm being held captive by a 2 year old &amp; forced to read Barney books.  Someone rescue me before I gouge out my own eye balls with a plastic spork.   <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/fresse.png" alt="What a Face" longdesc="21" />]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:11:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The coming appacalypse</title>
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			<dc:creator>ronin</dc:creator>
			<description>Yes the appacalypse is coming. It wont be a asteroid or a nukes. I am talking about zombies. You think I am crazy well you will be the first victim. My recruits will be the few the wise and the expendable. I wont hesitate till kill you ass if you get bit. I have the plan all laid out. I just need suplies and men. Once thats all taken care of we play the waiting game. 





heed my warning and God speed.  Heaven knows we'll need it. </description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:20:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I HAVE BEEN PROMOTED.....</title>
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			<dc:creator>Mistress Twilight</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[TO JUNKIE!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO! IT IS ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!!! LOL.
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SCORE!!!!!!  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:26:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://aardvark.forumotion.net/aardvark-bark-f9/i-have-been-promoted-t164.htm#979</comments>
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			<title>Halloween Party!</title>
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			<dc:creator>therish</dc:creator>
			<description>Hey everybody!



I'm having a Halloween party here at my house! Everyone on the forum is welcome to come (provided you live close enough/will be in town, etc).



When: Oct 31, from 12p to whenever

Where: The Sohma House, as it is now known (directions available through PM if you don't actually know where I am by now)



Costumes/cosplay encouraged. Will grill food; please bring more food to add to the massive pile. Alcohol for responsible adults after 10p. Lots of havoc to be created.



RSVP  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:49:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What're you craving right now?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Yanno when your just sitting around or watching tv or doing whatever, and you start to crave something you don't even have? like some weird type of food all of a sudden?
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Post it here.
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I'm Craving Shrimp.]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:26:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Late Birthday wishes!</title>
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			<dc:creator>therish</dc:creator>
			<description>Cause I'm good at missing birthdays, everyone wish a happy birthday to Ryan Doub! It was, according to the forum calendar, last Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And come back to the forum. Please! I know innarwebz are hard for you to come by, but we miss you!</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:30:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://aardvark.forumotion.net/aardvark-bark-f9/late-birthday-wishes-t122.htm#614</comments>
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			<title>The BIG Day</title>
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			<dc:creator>FarmWife</dc:creator>
			<description>OK, so we're getting seriously close to the BIG DAY.  You know, the day my brother &amp; mistress twilight tie the knot.  (I'm still in shock that my baby bro is getting married!!  Gah!).



I'm wondering how many of you I'll get to meet at the nuptuals?  Rish &amp; Topher I'm sure....but I've already met Topher.



I'll be one of the girls in the blue dresses standing up front....snapping my fingers &amp; pointing at the row of misbehaving small children near the front. </description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:55:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://aardvark.forumotion.net/aardvark-bark-f9/the-big-day-t166.htm#988</comments>
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			<title>my last post before</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dorkboy</dc:creator>
			<description>ok this is my last post before Becky and I get married so thank you every one for your help and thank you for being there I'll see you guys when we get back if I don't see you at the wedding</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:02:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://aardvark.forumotion.net/aardvark-bark-f9/my-last-post-before-t172.htm#1044</comments>
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			<title>Most Interesting/Weird Thing tha happend to you</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description>Whats the most interesting/Weird Experience that's ever happend to you? it doesn't just have to be one, you might have had many, post them here!

I'll go first to get the ball rolling, Once when I was younger and I had caps put on my teeth, we had this little Violin Magnet on the Fridge that we lost the stick to play it, if I'd put my finger up to it and Open My Mouth, it would begin to play! xD then it got to the point where everytime I stood near it, it would start playing classical music.  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:58:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Post your Desktops!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Nutmeg1992</dc:creator>
			<description>Here is a Useless but fun Thread we can all use, lets post pictures of what our Desktops/Wall papers on our Computers all look like, I Shall go first, because Mine is yaoi (but not the Naughty, Dirty 'touch me here' 'don't touch me there' times XD )





Now it's YOUR turn, whats on YOUR Desktop?!  </description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:05:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://aardvark.forumotion.net/aardvark-bark-f9/post-your-desktops-t170.htm#1012</comments>
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			<title>New Product!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dorkboy</dc:creator>
			<description>Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please I would like to announce the research and development of a new product! Do you have an unwanted broad hanging around your house, job, or friend? Does she hit on you, your friends? Does she spend all of your money? Is she a general nuisance? If so then you need to join our research and development team in our quest to create Ho-Be-Gone!

	When perfected our new product will with a single application drive Ho’s away from any location including  ...</description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:49:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>All’s fair</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dorkboy</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Ryan Doub brought to my attention yesterday the need to post the all’s fair sayings and ask for more so to start off
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	Alls fair in love war and Uno.
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Alls fair in love war and Mario Kart
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Alls fair in love war and Comedy
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That’s all I have for now but please ad more people]]></description>
			<category>Aardvark Bark</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:04:29 GMT</pubDate>
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