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		<title>Topher J's Thought for the Day</title>
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		<description>A Thought a Day to Keep Sanity Away.</description>
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			<title>Chris...</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[was here.
<br />

<br />
That is all.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:39:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid? Yes.</title>
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			<description>Funeral homes have to find ways to get people's attention, when their loved ones go gentle into that good night. It's assured someone will get business. It's not like people will stop dying. But what kind of slogans would drive people to use one over the other? How about these?:





&quot;You're dying to see us.&quot;



&quot;Your loss is our gain.&quot;



&quot;We keep you grounded.&quot;



&quot;A tisket, a tasket, we've got your loved one's casket.&quot;



Okay, someone throw  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:41:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Topher J....</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[was here.  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_king.png" alt="king" longdesc="52" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:55:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>And now, A Haiku</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[A haiku,
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is a short poem,
<br />
I can't write.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
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