The Aardvark

The coming appacalypse

ronin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:20:21 GMT

Yes the appacalypse is coming. It wont be a asteroid or a nukes. I am talking about zombies. You think I am crazy well you will be the first victim. My recruits will be the few the wise and the expendable. I wont hesitate till kill you ass if you get bit. I have the plan all laid out. I just need suplies and men. Once thats all taken care of we play the waiting game. heed my warning and God speed. Heaven knows we'll need it.

Best Music Videos

Nutmeg1992 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:59:15 GMT

I just had to make this topic, this is for all the best new music videos that are out there, and if you haven't found any, then I'll just post mine. ;D
this is my all time favorite right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw

list your top ten favorite games

davidrdoub2000 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:26:38 GMT

As we all know everyone here is a video game addict and has there top favorite games of all time.
1. Kingdom Hearts 2
2. Kingdom Hearts
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Final Fantasy 6
5. Zelda: A Link to the Past
6. Tenchu 3
7. Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2
8. Fulmetal Alchemist 2
9. MegaMan X
10. Marvel Ultimate Alliances

Where the Wild Things Are

Dorkboy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:29:14 GMT

THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE BASED ON THE BOOK YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO FREAKING HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The author of the book is 100% behind it I AM SO GOING TO SEE THIS IN THEATERS!!!!!
I AM LITERALLY BOUNCING IN MY CHAIR I AM SO HYPED!!!!

Here's the link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386117/

OZZY OSBOURNE

M_R_Wiley — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:21:56 GMT

I'm curious has anyone else noticed how when Ozzy speaks you can't really understand him yet, when he sings you can? and it is great.

Beam me up, Mr Scott. Sulu, go to warp!

therish — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:54:07 GMT

I am highly anticipating a review from SOMEONE. ANYONE. of the new Star Trek flick. Any takers? If you don't beat me, expect one from me by Monday.

Valentines Project (Hoping I can get some help?)

Nutmeg1992 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:01:01 GMT

I'm Planning on doing something for a 'Certain somebody' Around Valentines day next year, but I'm going to need some help doing it, it will Need Help by All of Therish's Silly roommates. I will need someone to play a simple tune on the keyboard. and someone dressed up as baby Quepid. xD (Y HALO THAR WILEY) It's going to be done to the Song 'Tape Worm of Love' For More Details on this Project, which will be youtubed (so take all your pride and hide it in a Box) Ask me, it will be Fun, ...

Random Rantings About Everyday Life

Nutmeg1992 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:54:33 GMT

Hello boys and girls, here I will tell you about all of the Random, Silly, and very retarded stuff that Happens, In my day-to-day Life, that you may get a Kick out of and just stop and go "HUH??!!!!1" Nothing Much to report today my pretties, but I will share this, One Piece of advice; Whenever Someone gives you something In life, and you have NO CLUE what it is, Just Pretend, and go with your Gut and it'll mostly be the Answer. I Went through something like this today, While I ...

Someone Save Me!

FarmWife — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:11:50 GMT

I'm being held captive by a 2 year old & forced to read Barney books. Someone rescue me before I gouge out my own eye balls with a plastic spork.

Financial Advice

therish — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:33:53 GMT

Dear Masses, Don't wait until you've been unemployed for almost three weeks before you file for unemployment benefits. It does not make for a smooth transition. Also, don't set up a money transfer of ALL your available funds when you know the money won't be available in the other account for three days. It puts a hamper on your daily spending (yanno, gas to go places, food, important things like that). Not only that, but it will make a customer service rep laugh at you when you call ...

Best Quotes of the week

Nutmeg1992 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:53:04 GMT

This is the topic for all the best random quotes I have, that are just epic.
This Weeks Quote is:

"It's always nice to have someone help you back under the table"

What they come up with for Candy Bars

davidrdoub2000 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:46:07 GMT

I was in Walgreens the other day with Topher J, and we decided we wanted a good candy bar to eat. So we walk over to the candy aisle and there behold a candy bar I had to make a joke about. It was called the Twilight Delight Candy Bar, and the moment I saw it I just had to I can see a sticker saying "Vampire Sparkling Delicious". Poor Chris was laughing and then Garrett showed up missing the joke. Sorry Garrett.

I HAVE BEEN PROMOTED.....

Mistress Twilight — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:26:12 GMT

TO JUNKIE!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO! IT IS ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!!! LOL.

SCORE!!!!!!

Halloween Party!

therish — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:49:25 GMT

Hey everybody! I'm having a Halloween party here at my house! Everyone on the forum is welcome to come (provided you live close enough/will be in town, etc). When: Oct 31, from 12p to whenever Where: The Sohma House, as it is now known (directions available through PM if you don't actually know where I am by now) Costumes/cosplay encouraged. Will grill food; please bring more food to add to the massive pile. Alcohol for responsible adults after 10p. Lots of havoc to be created. RSVP ...

Of Pointless Late Nights and Mochi

therish — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:54:13 GMT

It's a well known fact that I have a rather erratic sleep pattern (even when I held a steady job). Tonight was no different, as I woke up sometime around 12 yesterday afternoon, and I'm still awake, at 7:45 am. The tea isn't even caffeinated. I spent the night lost in the sea of Pandora Internet Radio. I discovered this free app (and totally free with unlimited data plan) on my Crackberry. Then I discovered that there is a website. Four personalized radio stations later, I find myself ...

Because cosplay had to happen here.

therish — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:15:53 GMT

Do you know how long it's been since I cosplayed? Do you know how long it's been since I've had a cosplay project? Almost 2 years for the latter.

Too many ideas. No money or time for follow-through. I am emo panda.

What's something relatively easy I could concoct just to pacify the raging cosplay demons within?

Kingdom Hearts (Any game is welcome)

Nutmeg1992 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:56:38 GMT

This Thread as the Name says is for Kingdom hearts games, any of them because we all know there is alot of them popping out. You can also Talk about the Manga, because that is awesome as well. So Starting off, 1) Whats your Favorite Character(s). 2) whats your Favorite Pariing(s). 3) Whats your Favorite Visted World(s). 4) What were you hoping to see. 5) what did you like about the Manga.(any) 6) what did you hate about the Manga.(any) 7) Did you like it when Larxene died? xD ...

So whats new?

Nutmeg1992 — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:26:47 GMT

Me for anyone on here wondering considering that the admin and ruler of this world and the next is my cousin, I've been doing good so far. I've been sober for several months (I'm kidding I don't drink but I haven't been where I don't need to be for awhile so I think that deserves a cake) I've mellowed out too, I'm hardly ever on the computer to post about random things, I'm either cleaning, doing home work, drawing, or sleeping, because it's COLDER THEN ALL HECK outside now. I've been earning ...

What're you craving right now?

Nutmeg1992 — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:26:47 GMT

Yanno when your just sitting around or watching tv or doing whatever, and you start to crave something you don't even have? like some weird type of food all of a sudden?
Post it here.

I'm Craving Shrimp.

Corner Office Productions

therish — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 06:19:25 GMT

Attention COP members: Today, Saturday June 27, there is an anime festival being held at the Maury County Library. It was organized by TAG, a teen group affiliated with the library, in order to raise awareness of Japanese art and culture. It will start at 3 pm. Garrett and I are attending for a short time to promote COP, and especially to speak with the lead organizer of the event in regards to our future involvement in such events. Anyone who is able to attend, please do so! ...

Late Birthday wishes!

therish — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:30:41 GMT

Cause I'm good at missing birthdays, everyone wish a happy birthday to Ryan Doub! It was, according to the forum calendar, last Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And come back to the forum. Please! I know innarwebz are hard for you to come by, but we miss you!

Funeral Home Slogans: Morbid? Yes.

topher_j — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:41:13 GMT

Funeral homes have to find ways to get people's attention, when their loved ones go gentle into that good night. It's assured someone will get business. It's not like people will stop dying. But what kind of slogans would drive people to use one over the other? How about these?: "You're dying to see us." "Your loss is our gain." "We keep you grounded." "A tisket, a tasket, we've got your loved one's casket." Okay, someone throw ...

Aardvark facelift!

therish — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:30:31 GMT

Hey all, I'm sure by now you've noticed that The Aardvark has undergone a facelift! Not to be a widget h0r, but I added some features that I think we can all use and enjoy, including a search area and a latest topics panel so you can see where others have posted recently. How cool is that?! lol Additionally, the forum is now open to everyone. *confetti* You no longer have to be a member to view and post topics. Pimp the forum like your life depended on it! Invite all your friends. We'll ...

Powerpuff Girls D

Nutmeg1992 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:38:32 GMT

Has anyone read this Comic? it's by a guy on dA named "Bleedman" and his art style is really good, and interesting, he did this comic of the Powerpuff girls moving to a new town, and there they meet dexter, meanwhile the world is being taken over, Blossom falls in love, and it's up to everyone to work together and stop the evil before time runs out! if you've never read it before, I've got all the pages here with me, and now I'm going to whore this threads up by posting them all!

Nutmeg's Kingdom Hearts 100 Theme Challenge

Nutmeg1992 — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:45:15 GMT

Not stealing the idea from Therish! but I had Challenged myself to do the 100 themes, and I did about 19 of them before I had to stop and take a break, it's cold and my fingers are locking up from the drawing. >_< that aside, I'll continue once I get the feeling back in the fingers. xD So far, here's what I've got to show for it, I will post three at a time, so you can tell me what you think.

New member!

topher_j — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:35:02 GMT

We have a new member to the forum! Welcome, M_R_Wiley. Thanks for joining us. The rest of you, please take time and welcome him, whenever you decide to log back on.

Omishi Magical Theater: Risky*Safety

Nutmeg1992 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:02:40 GMT

Anyone else heard of this? I've got all three of the volumes on DVD, found them just this last year at MTAC for like...7 or 8 bucks, It's really adorable, it's about a little girl named Moe, and she's really depressed because she see's a boy she likes with another woman, and she's visited by A shinigami in training, Risky. who if she collects enough souls becomes a full shinigami, but when Moe's feelings change, Risky changes into Safety an angel in training, who if she does enough good deeds, ...

Youtube silliness

therish — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:48:04 GMT

www.youtube.com/iamjacksstd

Consequently, we know this guy.

I highly recommend Bohemian Paintsody. I almost peed myself.

All Hail Quirk Classics!

FarmWife — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:57:41 GMT

A few weeks ago I stumbled on a book cover at Wal-Mart that really captured my attention. In the end, I absolutely could not leave the store without that book in hand. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

In a word, brilliant! What could be better than tossing a few zombies & ninjas into one of the greatest loves stories/social commentaries ever written?

The next title scheduled for Quirking? Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters! Huzzah!

The BIG Day

FarmWife — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:55:38 GMT

OK, so we're getting seriously close to the BIG DAY. You know, the day my brother & mistress twilight tie the knot. (I'm still in shock that my baby bro is getting married!! Gah!). I'm wondering how many of you I'll get to meet at the nuptuals? Rish & Topher I'm sure....but I've already met Topher. I'll be one of the girls in the blue dresses standing up front....snapping my fingers & pointing at the row of misbehaving small children near the front.

my last post before

Dorkboy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:02:56 GMT

ok this is my last post before Becky and I get married so thank you every one for your help and thank you for being there I'll see you guys when we get back if I don't see you at the wedding

Animes should be based on more on than mangas

davidrdoub2000 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:03:38 GMT

There are a lot of Manga series I love to read, and I can't wait until when the next volume comes out to read. My first manga I read was Dragonball volume one, and every since I discovered Shonen Jump I been trying to keep up with every manga available. I love reading Negima, Rosario Vampire, Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Hellsing, Trigun, and many others. I'm hoping soon to find School Rumble because I heard that to find out what happens to the characters you have to read the manga. And one ...

Most Interesting/Weird Thing tha happend to you

Nutmeg1992 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:58:47 GMT

Whats the most interesting/Weird Experience that's ever happend to you? it doesn't just have to be one, you might have had many, post them here! I'll go first to get the ball rolling, Once when I was younger and I had caps put on my teeth, we had this little Violin Magnet on the Fridge that we lost the stick to play it, if I'd put my finger up to it and Open My Mouth, it would begin to play! xD then it got to the point where everytime I stood near it, it would start playing classical music. ...

Just Ask Me...

topher_j — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:59:24 GMT

I feel like I need one little thread in here, where instead of me writing about a topic, I should field some questions from you. So if you REALLY wanna know the answer (whether it be fact, or just my absolutely insane take on it), send me an e-mail, or write it below. This can be fun.

mtac serial rape

ronin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:43:12 GMT

I want to go as alucard but I might get raped repeatedly if I do.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

therish — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:28:27 GMT

I missed it by two days, but as of Monday, the Aardvark is one year old! Everyone join me in celebration!

Post your Desktops!

Nutmeg1992 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:05:43 GMT

Here is a Useless but fun Thread we can all use, lets post pictures of what our Desktops/Wall papers on our Computers all look like, I Shall go first, because Mine is yaoi (but not the Naughty, Dirty 'touch me here' 'don't touch me there' times XD ) Now it's YOUR turn, whats on YOUR Desktop?!

Topher J....

topher_j — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:55:15 GMT

was here.

Fall Out Boy

Nutmeg1992 — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:20:27 GMT

I really LOVE this Band! in my Opinion, their music is really good, is upbeat, and Patrick has a Beautiful Voice! (vouce, lol injoke) My Obsession started when I first saw the Music Video for "This ain't a Scene it's a Arms race" Then it went on from there with "Thanks for the Memories" and, So on and so Forth. My FAVORITE Songs are Tiffany Blews, The (after) life of the Party, I don't Care, America's Suitehearts, what a catch Donnie, I'm like a Lawyer (me and you), ...

Anyone up for Teen detectives?

Nutmeg1992 — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:23:37 GMT

Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys. I LOOOVE Nancy Drew, the Books are really awesome, (and scare the shit out of me at night), nancy drew and her crazy stories, are what made me want to get into the FBI Carrer field. Of Course hardy boys I haven't really read yet, but I bet their just as exciting, but no one can ever really resisit girl Power XD Discuss, who else likes them? whats your favorite book?

HILARIOUS COMMERCIAL

Mistress Twilight — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:27:50 GMT

I laughed so hard my eyes watered. My dad saw it on TV and told me about it so I went to You Tube to watch it. I must share this! Haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY

New Product!!

Dorkboy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:49:21 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please I would like to announce the research and development of a new product! Do you have an unwanted broad hanging around your house, job, or friend? Does she hit on you, your friends? Does she spend all of your money? Is she a general nuisance? If so then you need to join our research and development team in our quest to create Ho-Be-Gone! When perfected our new product will with a single application drive Ho�s away from any location including ...

Anyone else out there want to admit to this?

FarmWife — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:58:48 GMT

I'm just curious to know if there are any other Twilight freaks out there in Aardvark Land. I know how my brother feels about this, and I really couldn't care less. I'm not 14 years old. I am a grown woman, wife, & mother & I love the Twilight Saga.

Why do I feel like I just came out of the closet?

Sailor Moon vs. Tokyo Mew Mew

Nutmeg1992 — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:47:52 GMT

And now, the moment everyone has been waiting for, the mother of all 'Vs.' conversations, Sailor Moon vs. Tokyo Mew mew. Which is the Better Anime? Who will win in the End. Sailor Moon, First Magical girl to hit the Screen, ran for 5 seasons, had what seem'd like a steady story line. A Normal Teenaged girl who gets bad grades and pigs out on food finds her life turned upside down when a talking cat comes in her room and tells her she's Sailor Moon, and must protect the world from All ...

Toddlerpedes

Nutmeg1992 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:55:52 GMT

Look up Toddlerpedes on your dA Search Engine, I Swear to you, You'll Laugh, you'll cry, and you'll have nightmares for DAYS! O_O;;;

kyo or yuki

ronin — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:26:03 GMT

Okay this is just a general query. Wich character do you like more in the Fruits baket series? Yuki sohma Or Kyo sohma.

The Princess and the Frog

Nutmeg1992 — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:03:20 GMT

Disney, sometime at the begining of the year (last year they were teasing) annouced that they were finally making a Princess and the Frog Movie. why do I say Finally you ask? BECAUSE THE PRINCESS IS BLACK!!!! here is the official trailer for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elqIMpYgL2c and the teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0j7EactM9s they said it should be released sometime around xmas, I'm very excited about it, it looks like aLOT of fun, and the story line is going ...

Transformers 2

therish — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:17:20 GMT

Any takers? There must needs be review yes please.

All�s fair

Dorkboy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:04:29 GMT

Ryan Doub brought to my attention yesterday the need to post the all�s fair sayings and ask for more so to start off

Alls fair in love war and Uno.

Alls fair in love war and Mario Kart

Alls fair in love war and Comedy

That�s all I have for now but please ad more people

They will hunt you down

ronin — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:49:44 GMT

Yes they will. The'll hunt you down and make you join the aardvark if your there friend. Join the aardvark do it now!!! (Schwarzenegger accent heavy.)