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According to the celebrity death match in the newer Dawn of the Dead, Chuck Norris, in fact, would be no match for my sniper rifle. That is, provided I can get away from him fast enough to get a clear shot or 10.

if there is a zombie Chuck Norris we are all screwed. So we better kiss our asses goodbye cause nothing can stop Chuck Norris dead or alive.

Not true Chuck Norris' speed would be reduced
by 75% which Means he would only move as fast
as a normal human we might have a chance with
high explosives

keep in mind though you are basing that on what most zombie movies tell you. that zombies are slow moving and dumb. so i pose the question what if they aren't? what if those infected act and move like they did in life?

Then we'd be screwed.

But I'm putting my money on them being pretty dumb and sluggish. It's a reanimated dead body. Rotting and things falling apart and stuff. Granted that doesn't stop them, I'm sure it slows 'em down a little.

Holy crap- look what I just found:

BBC- There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

And this:


Similar to the original scare found in Cambodia, victims of a new strain of the Swine Flu H1N1 virus have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


We're all screwed.


http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

Yay for innarweb pranks. By the way, Zombieland was a good movie and teaches the primary motivation for staying alive: an epic search for "G-d Twinkies."

Good god a zombie chuck norris. We can always lead a zombie MR. T too him and hope they kill each other. Save us the trouble.

By the way if you all tried to servive with out me you'd be dead in a weak. Thats why I'm in charge when they rise.


Anybody have any problems with that?

( sound of gun cocking )


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HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE I said cock.

ronin wrote:By the way if you all tried to servive with out me you'd be dead in a weak. Thats why I'm in charge when they rise.


Anybody have any problems with that?

( sound of gun cocking )


^_^

yes in fact three problems
1. You misspelled survive
2. You misspelled week
3. It is you. Why would we want to follow you?

So, his spelling is weak. At least he uses good grammar. I'd follow him to survive, but eh,

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I think that has little to do with the zombies.

well on top of that he can't follow orders so why should he be giving them?

I'm thinking we need to accumulate some "extras" before the apocalypse begins. You know, like in the movies...extra, faceless, nameless drones that can be picked off early by the zombies allowing the rest of us to escape.

If Ronin is so desperate to be in charge of something, let's put him in charge of them.

What are you talking about? Leadership is designed specifically for people who can't follow orders. I mean, look at all the monkeys in Washington. They don't do what we say, therefore, they are "leaders."

/political jab