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16 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 5:49 pm

HEY WHAT DO YA MEAN I AGGRIVATE YOU!!
and on top of that if I chose to no one would be better at it that me



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17 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 6:21 pm

Sis why do you think I harassed you so much, it was to prepare you for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Don't worry though I have a contingency plan it includes a base camp and roving teams of hunters the base camp is on an island and the weapons and supplies could be gathered in less than 3 hours. Wal-mart is surprisingly defensible so food, clothing, and minimal firearms and ammo supply gathering would be relatively safe after the elimination of the infected shoppers. Just use large vehicles to block the front entrances send it a sweeper team from the automotive department kill all infected employee’s and customers as quietly (this is why every one should have a reasonable collection of battle ready swords) as possible and set up a perimeter around the gun case next locate the corpse that possesses the keys to the gun safe. (Preferably the head manager they would have the master keys) Remove all guns and distribute to your team then sweep each department until you reach the grocery section. (DO NOT FORGET THE BACK DOCK PEOPLE!! A DOOR COULD BE OPEN AND A HORDE OF UNDEAD MIGHT JUST OVERWHELM YOU) Next you must get a real supply of guns so and ammunition so you must plan a rout that will bring you to the most gun supply stores with the least amount of driving (the farther you drive the more likely you are to break down). The next leg of my plan requires us to drive to Illinois to save my sister and her four kids (Matt is a farm boy so he will be ok.) After that short eight hour detour, we will immediately head to the coast and drive south. The farther south the better until we come to a defensible island with proper supplies (I don’t think zombies can swim can they?) That will be our base camp. From there we will send out roving teams of hunters to gather supplies, find survivors, and kill zombies.



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18 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:15 pm

therish


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Epic Win
Dorkboy wrote:HEY WHAT DO YA MEAN I AGGRIVATE YOU!!
and on top of that if I chose to no one would be better at it that me


You may aggravate me, but I still love you like you were my own brother. Which is actually probably why you aggravate me so much sometimes. Razz

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19 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:22 pm

ronin


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Ha Ha

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20 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:23 pm

therish


Epic Win
Epic Win
It's frightening how much thought Garrett has put into this.

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21 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:26 pm

ronin


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He is just in denial. And not the one that runs through Egypt.

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22 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:27 pm

therish


Epic Win
Epic Win
What's he in denial about?

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23 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:31 pm

ronin


n00b
The fact that he's Aggrivating.

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24 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:33 pm

therish


Epic Win
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Oh, well yes. He is in denial about that. However, his admission that he could be the most aggravating is an honest one. lol

WE LOVE YOU, GARRETT!

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25 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:35 pm

ronin


n00b
Yes we do. Otherwise you wouldn't be alive.

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26 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:36 pm

therish


Epic Win
Epic Win
Yanno, he'd say the same thing to you.

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27 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:37 pm

ronin


n00b
Duelly noted

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28 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:38 pm

therish


Epic Win
Epic Win
You're a smart man.

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29 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/2/2009, 10:41 pm

ronin


n00b
Yes "Bow to your sensei, Bitch!"

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30 Re: The coming appacalypse on 8/3/2009, 1:47 am

therish


Epic Win
Epic Win
I knew that would come back to haunt me.

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